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Feb
03

I have a soccer ball at home. Will you come kick-it with me?

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Feb
03

You might as well just sleep with me. (What? Why should I?) Because if you don’t I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway.

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Feb
02

Hey Girl, let’s play lion tamer… you get down on all fours and I’ll stick my head in your mouth!

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Feb
02

I want to tell you your fortune. (take her hand and write your phone number on it) Your future is clear sweetheart.

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Feb
02

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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Feb
02

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) I guess I lost the bet.

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Feb
02

That shirt is very becoming on you. (Thank you.) If I was on you I’d be coming on you too!

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Feb
02

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

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Feb
02

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. (Why is that?) Because I am totally checking you out!

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Feb
02

Do you have a keg in your pants? (No, why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!

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