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Mar
31

Cheesy Pinoy Pickup Lines

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I just love these corny, cheesy pickup lines. Though pick-up lines are not very popular here in the Philippines, these cheesy lines were a sure hit. Yes, some are lame and you may think that they are the worst pickup lines. But I don’t think that they’re really for actual use but just for fun.

They’re not that popular anymore as we notice that they are not well-circulated in texts like before. The popular cheesy thing today is that Greenwich commercial with John Lloyd and I think Chris Tiu also has one. We can hear the line “Ang Cheesy” or “Sobrang Cheesy” everywhere. Anyway, here is a huge list of Cheesy Tagalog Pinoy Pickup Lines:

1) Kumain ka ba ng asukal? – ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2) I’m a bee – can you be my honey?
3) May lahi ka bang keyboard? – type kasi kita
4) Papupulis kita! – ninakaw mo kasi puso ko
5) Are you a dictionary? – coz you add meaning to my life
6) I lost my number – can I have yours?
7) I forgot your name – can I call you mine?
8) Ice ka ba? – crush kita, okay lang?
9) Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon – pag naging akin ka
10) Meralco ka ba? – pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark
11) Crayola ka ba? – kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko
12) EDSA ka ba? – di kasi ako makapagmove on
13) Bangin ka ba? – nahulog kasi ako sa’yo
14) May butas ba yang puso mo? – natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out
15) Pustiso ka ba? – kasi I can’t smile without you
16) Miss, alam mo ba? Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop, at hindi rin tayo Halaman, Bagay tayo, Bagay.
17) Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..
18) Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!!
19) Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!
20) Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
21) Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..
22) Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin
23) Alam mo ba na scientist ako?? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
24) May lisensya ka ba? Coz you’re driving me crazy..
25) May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
26) Aanhin pa ang gravity… kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
27) Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita… feeling ko.. “LUCKY ME”
28) Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you… (not exclusively pinoy. oh well)
29) Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..
30) Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..
31) Anong height mo? Pa’no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?
32) Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko…
33) Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi. …………….dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal..(nyah!)
34) Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
35) Puwede bang magpa-picture kasama ka? Para naman ma-develop tayo!
36) Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.
37) Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alm ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
38) *nadapa sa harap ng crush* “si how i fell for you?” (Sige banat pa!)
39) Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba un kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?

“Aanhin pa ang damo”

“Kung sau pa lang may tama na ko..”

nyuhahaharrr!! nakakairita pero nakaktuwaaa iluvvvettte! ;-p

yeaaahh and they’re back, beybehs~~~ hwenjoyyyy!
*may mmda ba rito?
kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!
*asthma ka ba?
kasi you take my breath away.
*ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi…
malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

*meron ka bang eraser?
hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.
*pokemon ka ba?
kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba ke pikachu… ash: “pikachu! i choose you!”]
* Para kang TABLE OF CONTENTS.
Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.
* Limang piso ka ba?
Kasi sakto ka.
* Do you drink yakult?
‘Coz everyday you’re ok.
*nasan ka kagabi?
wala ka ata sa panaginip ko! (yun yon eh!)
*I think I’m a bad player…
…because I keep on missing you
*naka-kain ka ba ng watusi?
pag nag-ssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.
* o ito english naman:
I hate all the letters of the alphabet, but I love “U”

*hayos to: (guy walks towards the girl na parang galit) “Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo! (so medyo shocked ung girl sabay hirit ng) “Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko.”
* Para kang plema
… because di ka maalis sa dibdib ko!
* Can i take ur clothes off? kahit isang beses lang…
i jst wanna know kung pano tinatago ng mga anghel ang kanilang pakpak.. (manyak!)
* Miss…SM ka ba??
kasi you’ve got it all!
*Gutom ka ba?
Tara , bubusugin kita sa pagmamahal ko.
* Matador ka ba!?
kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!

* May butas ba puso moh??
kasi natrap ako na aKo s loob.. cant find my way out
*Miss, umutot ka ba?
‘Cause you took my breath away. (yikes)
* Pwede ba kita maging sidecar?
single kasi ako eh..

* Uy malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling:
either ICU or U C me
* guy: miss, anung kukuning course mo?
girl: uhm gusto ko sanang magnursing…
guy: teka…magkakasakit ata ako!
* Are you a PS game?
because i hope you’re not Tekken
* My mirror ba iyung puso mo?
cause I see myself in it

*o ito, strategy:

Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in
the school canteen.
Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands
ng girl patayo din.*
Girl: bakit?
Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,
“do not leave your valuable things unattended.”
>>*holds out hand* Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
>> o ito, sagutan na ito:

guy: hey there miss… i forgot your name can i call you mine??
girl: uhmmm sorry! my name is not mine…

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For most people it remains a secret that by simply having a good body language you can attract women. It is easy to get lost in body language literature and try to learn all the possible body language combinations but this is not necessary.

Did you know that the simple use of body language is enough to successfully seduce women? If you wish to become an irresistible magnet for women, then several body language tactics will need to be mastered in order to make these women mentally drool over you. Keep reading to find out three simple techniques of body language that you can put to use to get the girl of your dreams.

Here are the most important tips:

– Be slow. In any given interaction, the person that moves the least is the person with the most status. Women pick up these traits subconsciously. As a result you should respond every once an a while with a delay, avoid all jerky movements and in general move slower than most people out there.

– Talk slightly louder than the environment and use the deepest voice that you can have. This takes time to practice but at least make an effort to project your voice across the room. However, do calibrate: there is no reason to scream in a library but when you are in a nightclub do make an effort.

– Think confident and use a confident body language. This will make you stand up more straight, avoid postures that diminish attraction. Stay straight up, don’t cross your hands or form barriers between  you and the girl.

– Use a solid eye contact: look the girl in the eyes when you talk. It will be stressful the first times that you will try it but you will eventually become better at this.

These are just few very few tips from the complete arsenal of seduction tips that exist out there. Here is a starting point.

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Sep
04

Dating, Mating, Sex & Behavioral Change

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Success with women is predictable. You see, women love men and want to love them more.

The level of emotion you’re feeling when viewing a sexy swimsuit model that you like is almost as equivalent to the power that women are going through as a response to a man of unwavering

character who she can open up and let her natural attraction response take over.

When women find a man like this, their own behavior changes. They’ll do all kinds of illogical and radical things to be with him. They’ll buy him things, spend less time with their friends,

daydream about him, etc.

The same thing happens with men to a different degree. It’s more about the ‘quick fix’ sexuality. But after so much emotional attribution to glorifying the soft porn stars, his

behavior starts to change as well in relation to these women who he doesn’t even know.

Both sexes are now building up the fantasy of the opposite sex even more driven by smart commercialism. This whole system is so effective that we now have 100 million singles in the U.S.

Men attribute so much added value, meaning and emotion to the ‘swimsuit models’. It’s like these social ‘models’ (or what they think are ‘sexual’) are a stimuli.

Since the powers are exploiting women as the stimulus, men slip into a conditioned behavioral response mode. At first it’s just logic and then their own subconscious really starts

to believe it after all of this emotional attribution.

They’re in the WRONG relationship to succeed with women.

This is at the pure root of why anything they do won’t work whether it’s seduction, pick up lines or ‘approaching’ women.

There’s no level of logic that’s strong enough to change his conditioned behavioral relationship to her.

There have not been any real answers until now. I think I may be the only one who has ever found the clearest most effective answer and it makes sex.

If men continue down this path of further putting and allowing women to be on a pedestal or accepting those messages while continuing to be the response), they’re going to get further and further away from having real relationships.

It’s time to get a grip and not only change his entire relationship he has with women, but it’s time to ground himself in something on the other side to counteract and reprogram his neurology with as much conditioning in the PROPER relational dynamic.

Then, as me, he will be able to communicate comfortably with powerful, sexy and beautiful women anywhere he goes.

I honestly don’t see any other answer. You can tell a man to be indifferent and work on his ‘inner game’ as something must be wrong with him, but it’s not near enough power (even if he wants to).

Behavioral and habitual conditioning runs deep. His nonverbal body language is broadcasting his true relationship to women when it starts and every action he takes from that frame just reinforces how far off he is.

Pick up lines only make it worse. He chases ‘the prize’ even more and attributes more desire and anxiety to the prize.

For those men, I want them to discover the secret to women and ground themselves in the truth of a woman’s true sexuality.

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The majority of men regard flirting as natural.  Is it really?  Actually, it is deemed as the primary instinct for human interaction.  It has become a crucial part of humanity associated with social fun.  Men flirt with women to attract them.  It enables them to know her before asking her out.  However, not all men share the same intention.  Others only do it for the fun of it.  Here’s what you need to know how to flirt with women.

Have Fun

Most women take flirting casually and positively.  For them, it is one way of showing a man’s appreciation and admiration for her.  Among men’s flirting tips is to comment on the most obvious, such as telling her how smart or pretty she is.  Flirting with women basically commences on simple things and gets deeper and deeper as time goes on.

No Regrets

Those men who do not pay due respect to flirting tips end up with a number of regrets and mistakes.  If you are not interested to pursue a romantic relationship with a particular woman, then flirt differently.  Flirting also requires varied approaches based on the kind of relationship you want to maintain or pursue.  Take note that flirting can end up to different outcome.

It’s All In The Touch

You may flirt using light and gentle touches to give subtle spice to a platonic relationship.  But how about if there is an unspoken chemistry between you and the girl?  Only few guys know the right reaction to this.  For most guys, they tend to approach the girl and declare straight away their love.  Such manner works efficiently for some, and fails for many guys.

Spill the Beans

One flirting tip to bear in mind is to be aware that only few women trust and believe a sudden confession.  This is because of the perception that true love waits while infatuation does not.  Flirting with women paves the way for you to know what is in their mind or what they feel.  If there is a girl you want to build a relationship with, then flirt with her to know if she feels similarly for you.  Considering that you are already good at this, then you are likely to get a better insight about flirting producing various results.

Practice Makes Perfect

Flirting with women does not yield favorable outcome all the time.  At some point, the result will make you want to crawl and hide forever.  If you do not want this to happen, then you review men flirting tips. Read Tiffany Taylor’s Guy Gets Girl to get more insight.  Your flirting experiences with women will prepare you for the time when the right one comes along.  By then, you are very much capable of luring her towards you.  When that happens, consider it an achievement.

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