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31

Cheesy Pinoy Pickup Lines

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I just love these corny, cheesy pickup lines. Though pick-up lines are not very popular here in the Philippines, these cheesy lines were a sure hit. Yes, some are lame and you may think that they are the worst pickup lines. But I don’t think that they’re really for actual use but just for fun.

They’re not that popular anymore as we notice that they are not well-circulated in texts like before. The popular cheesy thing today is that Greenwich commercial with John Lloyd and I think Chris Tiu also has one. We can hear the line “Ang Cheesy” or “Sobrang Cheesy” everywhere. Anyway, here is a huge list of Cheesy Tagalog Pinoy Pickup Lines:

1) Kumain ka ba ng asukal? – ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2) I’m a bee – can you be my honey?
3) May lahi ka bang keyboard? – type kasi kita
4) Papupulis kita! – ninakaw mo kasi puso ko
5) Are you a dictionary? – coz you add meaning to my life
6) I lost my number – can I have yours?
7) I forgot your name – can I call you mine?
8) Ice ka ba? – crush kita, okay lang?
9) Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon – pag naging akin ka
10) Meralco ka ba? – pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark
11) Crayola ka ba? – kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko
12) EDSA ka ba? – di kasi ako makapagmove on
13) Bangin ka ba? – nahulog kasi ako sa’yo
14) May butas ba yang puso mo? – natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out
15) Pustiso ka ba? – kasi I can’t smile without you
16) Miss, alam mo ba? Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop, at hindi rin tayo Halaman, Bagay tayo, Bagay.
17) Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..
18) Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!!
19) Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!
20) Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
21) Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..
22) Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin
23) Alam mo ba na scientist ako?? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
24) May lisensya ka ba? Coz you’re driving me crazy..
25) May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
26) Aanhin pa ang gravity… kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
27) Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita… feeling ko.. “LUCKY ME”
28) Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you… (not exclusively pinoy. oh well)
29) Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..
30) Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..
31) Anong height mo? Pa’no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?
32) Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko…
33) Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi. …………….dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal..(nyah!)
34) Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
35) Puwede bang magpa-picture kasama ka? Para naman ma-develop tayo!
36) Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.
37) Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alm ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
38) *nadapa sa harap ng crush* “si how i fell for you?” (Sige banat pa!)
39) Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba un kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?

“Aanhin pa ang damo”

“Kung sau pa lang may tama na ko..”

nyuhahaharrr!! nakakairita pero nakaktuwaaa iluvvvettte! ;-p

yeaaahh and they’re back, beybehs~~~ hwenjoyyyy!
*may mmda ba rito?
kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!
*asthma ka ba?
kasi you take my breath away.
*ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi…
malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

*meron ka bang eraser?
hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.
*pokemon ka ba?
kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba ke pikachu… ash: “pikachu! i choose you!”]
* Para kang TABLE OF CONTENTS.
Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.
* Limang piso ka ba?
Kasi sakto ka.
* Do you drink yakult?
‘Coz everyday you’re ok.
*nasan ka kagabi?
wala ka ata sa panaginip ko! (yun yon eh!)
*I think I’m a bad player…
…because I keep on missing you
*naka-kain ka ba ng watusi?
pag nag-ssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.
* o ito english naman:
I hate all the letters of the alphabet, but I love “U”

*hayos to: (guy walks towards the girl na parang galit) “Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo! (so medyo shocked ung girl sabay hirit ng) “Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko.”
* Para kang plema
… because di ka maalis sa dibdib ko!
* Can i take ur clothes off? kahit isang beses lang…
i jst wanna know kung pano tinatago ng mga anghel ang kanilang pakpak.. (manyak!)
* Miss…SM ka ba??
kasi you’ve got it all!
*Gutom ka ba?
Tara , bubusugin kita sa pagmamahal ko.
* Matador ka ba!?
kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!

* May butas ba puso moh??
kasi natrap ako na aKo s loob.. cant find my way out
*Miss, umutot ka ba?
‘Cause you took my breath away. (yikes)
* Pwede ba kita maging sidecar?
single kasi ako eh..

* Uy malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling:
either ICU or U C me
* guy: miss, anung kukuning course mo?
girl: uhm gusto ko sanang magnursing…
guy: teka…magkakasakit ata ako!
* Are you a PS game?
because i hope you’re not Tekken
* My mirror ba iyung puso mo?
cause I see myself in it

*o ito, strategy:

Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in
the school canteen.
Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands
ng girl patayo din.*
Girl: bakit?
Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,
“do not leave your valuable things unattended.”
>>*holds out hand* Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
>> o ito, sagutan na ito:

guy: hey there miss… i forgot your name can i call you mine??
girl: uhmmm sorry! my name is not mine…

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