Sep
02

The Best and Worst Pick Up Lines

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25 Comments

1
RUBICONESQUE

hey im lost a sea …umm help !

2
TheCcorbin666

these hoes dont even know what they want

3
napppstar

nice legs when do they open?
hey my name’s pogo wanna jump on my stick?

the first one worked once but she was wasted

4
Cydonia087

do u have space pants??? Cause ur ass is out of this world!!

5
septemberxv

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

6
aeroforce9609

Are you Lady GaGa? Beacause I’d like to poke your face

7
aeroforce9609

Nice legs, what time do they open?

8
datingwomensex

The video made some excellent points.

9
4evamusicgirl

Baby you and me are like the titanic , When i say iceburg you go down.

Wanna do an australian kiss? Its like french kissin but down under

10
soccerbeastownu

i’d like my basilisk to get into your chamber of secrets

11
nagoo101

if you were a dementor, i would become a criminal just to get a kiss from you

12
josh107w

guy; were u raised on a chicken farm
girl; no
guy; r u sure
girl; yeah y
guy; cause ur sure can raise a cock

13
Jreythe2nd

i just got my library card, and im checking you out haha :) -

14
coollionel275

waNNA do math
add a bed
subtract clothes
devide the legs
and MULITIPLY

OR…… U+ME=69 BABE

15
Paperb0y112

i walk up to a girl and say “nice shoes” and when she looks down i say “i was talking about mine, but yours are nice too” that is not a pick up line, its just what i say to them.

16
mouse234y

…? are u ok. its not that amusing if your not joking. jesus man

17
fastandthetokyolow

Hahaha. My god

18
DrippyBaboon

@PreacherYoung
Wow, how original, you just copied and paste the guys comment 5 posts down.

19
leeroynaggins

I’d really shave my butt for you!!

20
imnotbad9

@PreacherYoung
Wow, how original, you just copied and paste the guys comment 5 posts down.

21
tonyescobar71

Man, I’m glad I’m a rapist, that way I never have to use corny pick-up lines like these. Just a knife and some duct tape, and it’s party time!

22
exsymphony

for a girl honestly they dont need any pickup line guys wil not reject a girl trust me. as for guys how bout hi?

23
PreacherYoung

if u were a booger id pick u first

24
llkidcashll

is that a turkey behind you or is that ass?

25
llkidcashll

fuck me or ill rape yo ass

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