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Mar
17

Hey, let me ask you a serious question… Does my ass look fat in these jeans?

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Feb
07

Excuse me, I’m lost… Can you show me how to get to your house?

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Feb
04

Do me a favor. Feel my shirt and tell me what material you think it is. (she tells you) No, it’s boyfriend material.

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Feb
04

What’s that smell? (What smell?) It must be you. (What?) Because you’re the shit!

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Feb
03

Are you self-confident enough to appreciate a genuine compliment? (she says yes) Good, me too. You go first.

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Feb
03

I have a soccer ball at home. Will you come kick-it with me?

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Feb
03

You might as well just sleep with me. (What? Why should I?) Because if you don’t I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway.

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Feb
02

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) I guess I lost the bet.

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Feb
02

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. (Why is that?) Because I am totally checking you out!

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Feb
02

Do you have a keg in your pants? (No, why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!

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