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Mar

Hey, let me ask you a serious question… Does my ass look fat in these jeans?

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Feb

How about we go back to my place and do some math? We’ll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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Feb

Excuse me, I’m lost… Can you show me how to get to your house?

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Feb

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

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Feb

Do me a favor. Feel my shirt and tell me what material you think it is. (she tells you) No, it’s boyfriend material.

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Feb

What’s that smell? (What smell?) It must be you. (What?) Because you’re the shit!

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What’s that smell? (What smell?) It must be you. (What?) Because you’re the shit!

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Feb

Are you self-confident enough to appreciate a genuine compliment? (she says yes) Good, me too. You go first.

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Feb

I have a soccer ball at home. Will you come kick-it with me?

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Feb

You might as well just sleep with me. (What? Why should I?) Because if you don’t I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway.

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Feb

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) I guess I lost the bet.

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Archive for Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey, let me ask you a serious question… Does my ass look fat in these jeans?

How about we go back to my place and do some math? We’ll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Excuse me, I’m lost… Can you show me how to get to your house?

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Do me a favor. Feel my shirt and tell me what material you think it is. (she tells you) No, it’s boyfriend material.

What’s that smell? (What smell?) It must be you. (What?) Because you’re the shit!

Are you self-confident enough to appreciate a genuine compliment? (she says yes) Good, me too. You go first.

I have a soccer ball at home. Will you come kick-it with me?

You might as well just sleep with me. (What? Why should I?) Because if you don’t I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway.

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) I guess I lost the bet.

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