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May

Your parents must have raised you on a chicken farm… because you sure know how to raise a cock.

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Feb

How about we go back to my place and do some math? We’ll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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Feb

Would you like to go out for pizza and sex? (No.) What… you don’t like pizza?

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Feb

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

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Feb

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube… The more you play with me the harder I get!

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Feb

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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Feb

You might as well just sleep with me. (What? Why should I?) Because if you don’t I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway.

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Feb

Hey Girl let’s play lion tamer… you get down on all fours and I’ll stick my head in your mouth!

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Feb

That shirt is very becoming on you. (Thank you.) If I was on you I’d be coming too!

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Feb

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

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Archive for Sexually Direct Pick Up Lines and Might Get You Slapped

Your parents must have raised you on a chicken farm… because you sure know how to raise a cock.

How about we go back to my place and do some math? We’ll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Would you like to go out for pizza and sex? (No.) What… you don’t like pizza?

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube… The more you play with me the harder I get!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

You might as well just sleep with me. (What? Why should I?) Because if you don’t I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway.

Hey Girl let’s play lion tamer… you get down on all fours and I’ll stick my head in your mouth!

That shirt is very becoming on you. (Thank you.) If I was on you I’d be coming too!

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

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