Archive for Sexually Direct Pick Up Lines and Might Get You Slapped
Feb
02
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.
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02
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Feb
02
So do you fuck, suck, and take it up the ass… or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?
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So simple… and so brilliant!
Feb
02
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Feb
02
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
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Feb
02
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
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Feb
02
Ever slept in a $5,000 bed? (No) Want to tonight?
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Feb
02
You’ve been a bad, bad girl. Go to my room!
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Feb
02
You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.
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