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Feb

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.

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Feb

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d/she’d like your phone number. He/she wants to know where he/she can get a hold of me in the morning.

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Feb

So do you fuck, suck, and take it up the ass… or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

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So simple… and so brilliant!

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Feb

Let’s face it… I’m hot, you’re hot, and we both know you’ve got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa… kiss a snatch?

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Feb

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

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Feb

This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.

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Feb

Ever slept in a $5,000 bed? (No) Want to tonight?

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Feb

You’ve been a bad, bad girl. Go to my room!

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Feb

You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.

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Feb

First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips. Then, I’ll move up to your belly button.

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Archive for Sexually Direct Pick Up Lines and Might Get You Slapped

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d/she’d like your phone number. He/she wants to know where he/she can get a hold of me in the morning.

So do you fuck, suck, and take it up the ass… or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

Let’s face it… I’m hot, you’re hot, and we both know you’ve got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa… kiss a snatch?

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.

Ever slept in a $5,000 bed? (No) Want to tonight?

You’ve been a bad, bad girl. Go to my room!

You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.

First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips. Then, I’ll move up to your belly button.

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